The important thing is that, while some of these people are long-time, very good friends of yours, many of them are people whose lives you only briefly or peripherally touched - and you STILL made a hugely positive impact on them.
Also, many of these quotes are ridiculous. So chuckle away. You know a lot of witty people...or people who think they are witty...And there are a lot of fans of your abs out there, believe me. (How's that 8-pack coming along, by the way? I don't have a six pack yet. Sad.)

Zechariah Alcala: “Remember that time at cross country camp when we made you and chris johnson piss yourselves??” He also says “Nice ass” and “Fuck your abs.”
Nell Cunningham: “Andrew Dengate is one of my favorite people on this planet, from the cowboy outfit that he wouldn't take off to the tattoo that i will never take off. The highest compliment that I can give is that I would LOVE to travel with him!”
Gabe Pompilius: “Remember that one time in Freiburg when we ate döner outside in the cold and then drank beer in the underground train station? That was great!”
Rose Balzer: “I love Andrew’s spontaneous attitude. His never ending energy and ability to motivate people. He makes me happy with his creativity. He is caring but never overbearing. He is a genuinely good person... and that is rare to find now-a-days. He is always up for any physical activity or simply outdoor anything.”
Carsten Applegate: “Andrew will probably rule the world at some point. It's pretty much inevitable. Well, okay, maybe not, unless the ruler of the world is decided by a drawing contest or a climbing expedition, but he's still a cool cat when he doesn't dip too early.”
Andy Moldenhauer: “I like the fact that Andrew is always exercising, and keeping that hot bod in shape. I remember when he painted my shoes red, with blood, but i don't remember if i asked him to do it or not. I wish I could have seen him over the summer and we should hang out next summer, lots of sports. And it's okay that he used mint on the sandwich that he made me, it still tasted fine. I am willing to help him start his sandwich/coffee business, if he's ready.”
Maddie Green says, “We want you to come so much. so bad. so good. so long. so hard." She also wants me to tell you that she had some lovely Tuesdays in Superbed and she misses the crack.
Mel Bizer: “Andrew Dengate can always make me laugh and feel happy. I’m so glad he’s always up to do something fun or active outside. He always cheers me up. I think some of my favorite times with him were up north or at sailing camp, but they’re all good.”
Adam Rossi: “Andrew Dengate is as fresh as peppermint and as clean as baking soda. I really like his shoes.”
Adam Arocho: “Andrew Dengate is freaking awesome because he is such an amazing artist. So amazing that he drew my tattoo! And everyone thinks it is freaking awesome!”
Matt Provenza: “Andy, you cured my erectile dysfunction, thank you for saving my sex life. I’m no homo, but I’d be homo for you!”
Victor Glenn: “Andrew has skin that’s bronze like the medals I always get.”
Lauren Sibula: “If there is one thing i know about andrew dengate it is this: he manages to make me laugh without fail every single time i talk to him. his wit, intelligence, and dry delivery zings me everytime. And he´s really cute.”
Molly Willette-Green: “Andrew is super awesome, a very genuine person who is always on the go. Great explainer of genetics and makes any party a good one.”
Matt Varga: "I like that he is spontaneous and always wants to do something new. he is a very caring and giving person and is there for you when you need support which makes me happy. Good times...when we switched clothes for a day. Haha, our bromance."
AnnaMaria Paruk: " When he invited me to play ultimate with him then going up to state with jen and ty - SO FUN! He's always honest with me. He will poke fun of me in the good way - showing he cares. He's always smiling when he sees me - makes me feel good."
AnneMarie Varga: "I'll always remember tie dying shirts with him and claire, all of the jokes he says at semi-serious moments, and him commenting on claire putting on my make up for my dance recital. I love how he always has the right thing to say. He can make you laugh when your sad but he can be serious when you need someone to talk to. He's always fun to be around and he has an awesome and unique personality that no one else has. He's a very genuine and great guy."
Andrew Gomes: "The best thing about Andrew is that he is so genuine and original. You never know what he's going to do next but you can always be certain that it will brighten up your day."