Whenever I am feeling really down and crappy, this is something that always helps me out.
I concentrate on my TOTAL AND UTTER HOTNESS. (Don't laugh.) This'll be easier for you because you are actually pretty hot. (Don't gag; I can admit it.) I mean, you got the nice bod and the sweet six-pack and the great hair and everything.
So, when I feel miserable and lonely, I think to myself, "Well, at least I'm hot. Things'll be okay." Then I make my hair look good, put on some make-up, dress up, make myself smell awesome, and hit the town. (This is difficult in Callahan, but I improvise.) Then I enjoy people smiling at me, and flirting casually with the odd young cashier or old man at the coffee shop.
This helps, I swear.
So go on now. You are young, strong, classy, and good-lookin'. Put on some cologne and your best shirt and wow the ladies. There is no goal. This is just you being a Handsome Young Man. Feels pretty good, doesn't it?
